Mouse Trap Revisited

"You were bit by a mouse?"
"Right on my foot."
"Did you see the mouse?"
"No, but I know it was a mouse."
"How do you know?"
"Because my cat chased him into the box."
"Did the cat follow him in there?
"No, he didn't fit."
"Why did you put your foot into the box if you knew there was a mouse in there?"
"I didn't think mice bit."
"Maybe it was a rat."
"No, it was a mouse."
"Are you sure?"
"Positive."
"Baby rat?"
"Mouse."
"Get in the truck."

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Bob Rand
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Living in a civilized society is not a right, but a social contract. To be a member, you agree to abide by the rules of law. To insure our collective safety and freedom we commission officers to enforce those laws, allow them to carry arms and to use deadly force if necessary. Rioting, burning and…
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Thank you!
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Micheal, Great sentiments! I can relate to all of them except "time spent merely existing". There is evidence of God all around you that can be found with a humble heart. You will get old and job experiences that make you feel alive will be gone before you know it. You were never created to…
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Nick
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Thanks for your input RJ! I wish you worked for my department! Truth, reason, and common sense are in short supply today when it comes to these issues.
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Very well said RJ! And sad but true as well.
2014-12-02 02:52:40

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