Mouse Trap Revisited

"You were bit by a mouse?"
"Right on my foot."
"Did you see the mouse?"
"No, but I know it was a mouse."
"How do you know?"
"Because my cat chased him into the box."
"Did the cat follow him in there?
"No, he didn't fit."
"Why did you put your foot into the box if you knew there was a mouse in there?"
"I didn't think mice bit."
"Maybe it was a rat."
"No, it was a mouse."
"Are you sure?"
"Positive."
"Baby rat?"
"Mouse."
"Get in the truck."

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[…] and “shares” generated by it as justification for your words then the post “EMS staffed by Nurses” was a huge success. I actually saw that picture a while ago and stored it in the old noggin until I […]
2014-08-19 18:37:31
Pam Adkins
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I've heard many EMS workers complain about the new "extended care services" that may be coming at us. A few have said, "I will leave EMS if that happens." Now they're complaining about Nurses doing it? I'm about serving the community we live in, not just the adrenaline rush. Yes, the pay sucks, and Medics…
2014-08-19 16:45:29
Troy
EMS Staffed by Nurses
To Rick, Nurses have degrees and paramedics do not? This statement and lack of knowledge is why paramedics do not get the credit they deserve. Both RN and paramedics can obtain Associates and Bachelor degrees. Here in Texas, paramedics work in ERs and have the same duties as nurses. With proper training each can do…
2014-08-19 13:02:59
Clayborne
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Haha, well I guess you could take that "staffed by nurses" statement as as either a warning or selling point. The thought that paramedics are somehow more adept at providing independent care isn't well founded. Nurses can function off standing orders just like paramedics. Nurses have been providing pre-hospital care in the HEMS and CCT…
2014-08-19 04:56:44
Rick
EMS Staffed by Nurses
My question is, what dept or private company has the $$$ to staff these ambulances with nurses? I don't know any nurse, with an AA,BSN or PHD that would do that job, or does already, for a Paramedic/ EMT's wage, benefits or lack of retirement
2014-08-19 04:23:03

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